how many times do i have to reblog you before you notice i wanna talk to you
(Source: pressing, via eleanorsbishop)
why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
*sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent
no because it’s dead
please. stop praying for my grandpa!!!! you are making him too strong. he broke out of the hospital and the cops cant get him. he’s too powerful